November 29, 2007
· Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged adam, alex, WoW
I play World of Warcraft, and I am ashamed to admit it. I’m glad that’s out of the way.
I stopped playing WoW over the summer as I got extremely bored of it. This has happened in the past and I always end up playing for six months off, then six months on-extremely-hardcore. This means I’m going to have to start playing again this Christmas (I’m already feeling the urges to re-activate my account).
My housemate, Adam, is part-geek, part-cool. We’ve gotten people with social lives into WoW before, so Alex and I decided to get him addicted to the game the only way we knew how. We installed it on his laptop when he was out for the day, set up trial accounts for us and got him playing that night.
How the fuck do I accept a quest?
It wasn’t too successful, possibly because we were showing him how to play rather than letting him discover the game for himself, or possibly because he has a life. In fact I think I probably got more into the game than he did. But the seed has been planted – the second Adam lets his guard down WoW is going to consume whatever cool he once had, and I can’t fucking wait.
November 27, 2007
· Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged poo, review, ubuntu
November 25, 2007
· Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged alex, fame, poo, trains
“A nameless man.” – Dr. Alexander Oliver Eaton (PhD)
Why do people insist on farting on trains? I can handle most other train issues – delays, cancellations, having to take crappy buses instead, standing shoulder to shoulder on a crowded train for three hours – but parping goes too far in my books.
Now, in most cases, when you’ve got one brewing you can hold it in. It might even go away and not come back till the next day. But squeezing it out on a carriage full of 50 people is ridiculous. Do they think the other 49 people in the stuffy, enclosed carriage want them to fart in our mouths and nostrils?
And what’s more, when someone does fart and it’s bad enough to make those in the vicinity actually gag, and whose smells lingers for the next ten minutes, they do another one.
Sorry, I’m just angry because the first comment on my blog was by someone who didn’t even know who’s blog they were writing on. If my blog is going down in blogosphere history I cannot have dirt like this lying at the foundation.
I’m gonna be famous.
November 24, 2007
· Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged alex, bugs, home, old age, poo
There is an extremely large fly buzzing around as I write this, so this entry is far more painful to write than you might expect. I dived out of my chair when I heard it, thinking it was a daddylonglegs – thank fuck it wasn’t. You see I have a fear of bugs. Flies aren’t so bad, they’re just irritating and dirty. I will tell you more about my fear and how it came about another time, this way you’re more likely to return to my blog.
Hello!
I’ve come home from Uni for the weekend to see my parents. The bed I slept in last night has given me a very bad back. Apparently my sisters’ warnings of growing old and shit are coming true for me – I’m a month away from 20 and I’m already getting bad backs and pooey hangovers! What happened to being young? I miss doing no work and having more than one friend! (Only joking Alex, you’re more than enough friend for me)
Also, my daddy just gave me a beer for the first time ever. A Polish one which tastes quite nice. I feel warm and fuzzy. And Polish.
Phew the fly’s gone. I’m gonna go for a shit now.
~fin
